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Sunday, October 30, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

i attempted to clean my ears last night. done with the right ear, i went on to my left ear.... dig, dig. dig... happily digging.... i went deaf! okay, not totally deaf but u noe when u insert an earplug into ur ear kinda deaf? i went that kinda deaf..... so to the emergency department farhana took me to (we don't have 24hour clinics here... ostralia mana ader kedai open aft 6pm. pathetic, i noe). while waiting for my turn, i messaged some ppl abt what had happenned..... the same message, the different responses i got back;

person 1:
wat did u use to dig ur ears? who sent u? mother know?
(obviously u can tell who this person is. the thing is, there was NO mention of how my condition was.... WHAT i dug my ears with was the qtn asked. like i can dig my ears with a penyapu or vacuum kan).

so i replied: cotton bud (like D-fuckin-UH), farhana, no (no need to let the kanchiong queen know la. or else, she'll take the train to the gong, lagi sebok).

and what was the reply from person 1?
i only have 1 thing to say: HAHAHAHAHA!!! ok, now i wish u get well soon, Selamat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahir Batin. ( showing my middle finger now and smiling).

person 2:
Oh my god! i dono whether to laugh or be scared! oh goddear oh dear! U so silly la...aiyoh,.. keep me in touch. does it hurt or not? (at least this person was CONCERNED enuff with my ears)

before i could reply, she gave me another message:
tak senonoh ah kau. haha (i was laughed at). aiyo. hope it turns out ok...

person 3:
oh no! who are u with? u alrite? are they going 2 keep u dere? (can't be THAT serious rite?).

since this person was worried sick (at least i think this person was), i replied it with a ' "HAHA" kinda message' coz it wasn't THAT serious afterall. and the reply was;

u naughty tau! (i'm sure MANY ppl can vouch for this person for saying this eh! hee!). dah la nak exam, nak raya, habis tu pekak pulak. haha! (ku ditertawakan lagiiiiiiii).... (unnecessary info for u all. hehe!). u take care tau (at least i was told to take care of myself!)

person 4:
oh my world! how did u do that?.. hahaha... r u ok now?... lagi brape hari nak balik cari penyakit.. (yes dear, i asked to get my ear to get clogged up).

person 5:
hello. u got nothing better to do is it? so how r u now? still at A n E or home and who with? (why ppl ask me who i'm with ah?)

okay... those are the responses that one identical message can receive. amazing huh? i should've sent it to more ppl.... group the respondents and who knows... i may be able to generalise the responses acording to the person's age, sex and etc... but one thing for sure, THEY ALL LOVE ME (altho some may not love me as much as the others).

moral of the story?

don't dig ur ears... eat a kit kat when u need a break.

and yes, i'm still partially deaf on my left ear.

+ > the glamour babe posted at 5:51 PM < +

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